A learning or two… for naive, noob bloggers

Posted on February 9, 2008
Filed Under Bloggista, Guides

Recently, newbie Bloggista learns something from blogging (aside from creating great contents - an every bloggista dream):

Newbie bloggers should not - ever leave a comment on a pro blogger’s blog if not invited.

Lesson learned: You will definitely be ridiculed by that pro blogger. Your supposedly good-intentioned, no-malice comments will become a pro blogger’s hit for the day. And you will be thrown like free snack to the pro blogger’s swarm of readers and commentators.

Another lesson learned: Not all bloggers take free snacks.

Newbie bloggers should not leave a url link on a pro blogger’s blog - even on a chatbox.

Lesson learned: Only the pro blogger has the right to put links on his/her blog. If you do so, then you are a spammer. You get to ride on the pro blogger’s popularity and ranking - which is, according to the pro blogger, is rude…unethical…

Another lesson learned: Its stupid to leave your url link on somebody else’s (especially on a pro blogger’s) blog when your blog has a higher page rank anyway - stupid noob!. Don’t ever leave your url link again - blogRebel… stupid noob!

Don’t mess up with the passionate bloggers - who’s not going for the money anyway.

Newbie bloggers should not be stupid enough to praise a pro blogger, else he’ll be accused of accusing the passionate, talented pro blogger of being just after the money - of just getting paid of the things that pro blogger loves to do.

Lesson learned: Passionate, talented pro bloggers don’t do it for the money. They think it’s a shitty bull shit of taking advantage of their thousands of loyal readers by putting crap ads and product promotion shits on their blogs. Which will make you wonder how could a newbie blogger accuse a pro blogger of such…

Another lesson learned: Just avoid praising and commending pro-bloggers, even if you are just simply appreciating the pro blogger’s blogging prowess. No matter how pure your intention is - you are just a newbie, and one stupid noob at that.

So don’t talk shit - noobs.

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3 Responses to “A learning or two… for naive, noob bloggers”

admin on February 10th, 2008 3:34 am

A shameful testing of my own comments…
Karen on February 13th, 2008 10:20 am

This is very funny - good stuff. I’m a bit of a “noob” myself, and hopefully won’t be making these mistakes. I spent some time today reading about online blogging (I just finished working my way through Marcus Hochstadt’s site) and I cam across this post. Thanks for the info!
admin on February 13th, 2008 5:52 pm

LOL. karen, feel free to leave your links on this site. This post is just an “allusion” of this blogger’s experience on another “pro” blogger’s site - who fits the description of the “Pro” blogger that I describe here. Peace…

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